Stay out of school for at least a day?

I only have 30 days of school left, but i cant stand waiting for it to be over, is there any way to purposely get a sickness I could tolerate, that could keep me out of school for at least a day? (the answer that keeps me home longest gets best answer)Stay out of school for at least a day?
How bout this answer.....
No.
Don't be such a baby. Suck it up and go to school.
What are you going to do when you don't feel like going to WORK? Stay home all the time? You better get used to doing things you don't want to do.
fake sick.
get yourself arrested.. ;-)
look, school is much better than jail, so pay attention in school and learn something, that way you can get a job later, and not end up on the streets or in prison.
You must learn to have patience. Stay in school & get all of the education you can. While you're at it, be careful what you wish for. You do not really want to get sick do you?
Have a friend with a cold cough on you.
go to school dumb azz
Ok just go to school it is better in the long run. Plus you'll have exams right.
The last month of school is the worst to miss a day. Most of the time you are working on things you will need to know for your Finals. In some cases though, your workload might be lighter. Go to school, it wont kill you. It may even be fun some days.
laziness
Run out in front of a car.