Theory about passing gas?

If I've heard one thing a million times, it's everyone passes gas. It's not that I don't believe it, but I have a theory about how it would be possible not to.
What if a person had a really efficient digestive system without a lot of bacteria that rotted inside them and produced methane gas? What if they also burped out all the air they swallowed? Would this prevent them form having to pass gas rectally? Is this even possible? Will somebody disprove my theory please?! Thanks!Theory about passing gas?
If I had a choice about which way the gas is going
I DON"T WANT TO TASTE IT TOO! bad enough to smell it.
P.S. rats can't and if they drink coke they die.
whatever goes in, must come out.
i say:let er RIP[ it's simpler ]
A thinking mans question. I read the wikipedia article on passing gas and was not able to find an assertion that said everyone has to pass gas. I would imagine that with a proper diet under the right conditions it may be possible to avoid.

The quickest easiest way 2 BREAK MA LEG ??

only curious , im not wht u think i am ......!
thnxThe quickest easiest way 2 BREAK MA LEG ??
I'd say the method used by Ann Bates in "Misery". A block of wood and a sledge hammer.
sledgehammer right in the femur.
jump off your roof

The Plastic Surgery Center, along with Capital One Healthcare Finance, offers payment plans?

The Plastic Surgery Center, along with Capital One Healthcare Finance, offers payment plans with as low as _____ per month.The Plastic Surgery Center, along with Capital One Healthcare Finance, offers payment plans?
$116.00
That's not a question. It's just a statement to which you added a question mark at the end.
The amount for the ___ payment part can only be determined once the amount to be financed is calculated, as the payment will be some percentage of the total dollar amount financed.
Capital One Healthcare Finance is fine, if that's what you're trying to find out. I used them to finance my LASIK surgery without incident. I had an 18-month no interest period.
As long as you pay the balance in full by the 18th month, you will not pay any interest. It's a great thing!

The nerves in the sides of my head(temples) keep twitching on both sides, any suggestions?

The nerves in the sides of my head(temples) keep twitching on both sides, any suggestions?
see a doctor they'll know for sure make sure if the first one u go to is bad then go to another one which is good to find out. i used to have that to its no big deal
Time to destress! relax and get a warm bath or treat yourself to a movie or a date. Take time for yourself. if you feel like there is another problem talk to your doctor they have the best advice. Sometimes ur nervous system tritches because of a pinches nerve or another problem! Good luck and get better!
I think they are not nerves but blood vessels. If this is true, you may have migraine. Any questions, ask me.
Hey girl,
That twitching feeling is just like your eye lids twitching or your muscles. It's called nothing to worry about. It's just a nerve spasm, don't worry your not going to have a aneurysm. If your to concern call your local help line nurse. Peace Brownies

The most frequently used portal of entry for pathogens is the?

A. skin
B. parental route
C. mucous membrane of the gastrointestinal tract
D. mucous membrane of the respiratory tract
E. all are used equallyThe most frequently used portal of entry for pathogens is the?
D. The respiratory tract. Two open orifices.
I gotta say C. gastrointestinal tract.
We wash dishes, hands, silverware, etc more often then we wear masks or sanitize the air. We wash these things because they touch our mouths. It's incredibly hard to contract something through the skin. Plus, the mucous membrane of the respiratory tract just deposits pathogens into the gastrointestinal tract through cilial activity anyway.
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The hands, which are covered in skin.It's the most common way to pass along pathogens So keep your hands washed. I wash my hands at least 20 times a day.
I am not sure what "parental route" is but the others are all major ways of infection and would be equally used..it also depends on the type of infection too as some are experts at using digestive systems (eg salomella, camplyobacte) others with repiratory (eg colds, chest infections, flu) while others get in via the skin via wounds/cuts etc (eg tetanus, )...I would be hard pressed to chose out of those 3!

The morbid truth: 500,000 people die each year from tobacco vs. 3,000 plus for the War. Where's the logic?

"IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT: Yes, the newest report from the U.S. Government shows that smoking is an even more serious problem than previously believed. The report confirms that smoking kills over HALF-A-MILLION (500,000) Americans each year, including more than 60,000 nonsmokers.” Reference: March-April 2002 (ASH) Action on Smoking and Health Review.
Everyone has heard since the 1960's that ETS (environmental tobacco smoke) is dangerous and harmful to our health, yet the EPA cannot draw up a single guideline for the State of Hawaii's Indoor Quality Inspectors to effectively enforce the fact that our public high schools restroom are unhealthy due to ETS, then something is definitely wrong when there are many guideline from many independent and reliable sources. The feedback that I have been getting is that there are so many that the EPA cannot get together and select one. In the mean time about a half million Americans die each year.The morbid truth: 500,000 people die each year from tobacco vs. 3,000 plus for the War. Where's the logic?
So what's the question?
Here's the logic: Nicotine. It's addicting. Welcome to America.
the logic is if you can stop smoking, if not smoking try to stop war.
Where's the logic that oxygen is toxic or the sun damages DNA? Why do people die in cars? Why do people take financial advantage of another's health? Why doesn't the government hand out free nicotine to help people quit if it really "cares".No your answer is that truth is morbid

The mechanism alcohol trigger the cluster headache?

Why alcohol can trigger cluster headache? I mean the mechanism.The mechanism alcohol trigger the cluster headache?
I know wine has histamines in it. If you take an antihistamine before drinking wine it helps.(I know probably spelled it wrong,but you get my meaning.)
Another thing that helps is not to drink the whole bottle yourself! lol